vixyish:

Yes. Yes it is.

Slate is the best.

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@1 day ago with 8869 notes
#Dragon Age 

[Gun noises]

Reminds me of Ewan McGregor and the lightsaber noises.

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@3 days ago with 50121 notes

erinkyan:

chameleonlurks:

the-average-gatsby:

alright you guys have posted some pretty bad jokes on here but not one comes close to this doozy

brace yourselves

so there’s a far-off place that consists of a perfectly triangular lake surrounded by land, with three kingdoms on the three sides of the lake. the first kingdom is rich and powerful, filled with wealthy, prosperous people. the second kingdom is more humble, but has its fair share of wealth and power, too. the third kingdom is struggling and poor, and barely has an army.

the kingdoms eventually go to war over control of the lake, as it’s a valuable resource to have. the first kingdom sends 100 of their finest knights, clad in the best armor and each with their own personal squire. the second kingdom sends 50 of their knights, with fine leather armor and a few dozen squires of their own. the third kingdom sends their one and only knight, an elderly warrior who has long since passed his prime, with his own personal squire.

the night before the big battle, the knights in the first kingdom drink and make merry, partying into the late hours of the night. the knights in the second kingdom aren’t as well off, but have their own supply of grog and also drink late into the night.

in the third camp, the faithful squire gets a rope and slings it over the branch of a tall tree, making a noose, and hangs a pot from it. he fills the pot with stew and has a humble dinner with the old knight.

the next morning, the knights in the first two kingdoms are hung over and unable to fight, while the knight in the third kingdom is old and weary, unable to get up. in place of the knights, the squires from all three kingdoms go and fight. the battle lasts long into the night, but by the time the dust settled, only one squire was left standing - the squire from the third kingdom.

and it just goes to show you that the squire of the high pot and noose is equal to the sum of the squires of the other two sides

hey erinkyan i found a joke for you! :D

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@3 days ago with 24361 notes
#pun life #puns are the highest form of humor #bobby drake approved 

iamgwenslongroadhome:

If not ot3 I really, really ship Raquel with Eliot, why was there never more Raquel?

Mikel, not Raquel but yeah. Really, I just need a lot more Noa Tishby in my life.

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@4 days ago with 324 notes
#leverage 

politwice said: Being a Jew, you get picked on A LOT more than a black person, and that's a perfect example that complexion doesn't matter (Leo Frank Case) I like what you're doing, raising awareness, and I'm thinking about doing that for the Jews of Tumblr. Thanks

happyharbor:

blackaudacity:

happyharbor:

blackaudacity:

happyharbor:

theultraintrovert:

daniellemertina:

elegantly-tasteless:

fyeahcracker:

0/10 terrible message please don’t message me again especially not to make literally no sense, say a bunch of baseless things with no connections  and then “complexion doesn’t matter” because that’s the biggest bullshit untrue fallacy fable fib fiction lie what was the point of even sending this..? :((((( What do you want from me? what did you want me to answer to this shit

Are they serious right now??

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Leo Frank is their reason why Jews are more targeted than Black ppl? Lynching primarily targeted Black folks. Come on now… Everybody knows that except this ignorant.

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I’m going to have to ask that non-Jews stop talking about Jews because I’m getting a terrible headache.

Firstly, not all Jews are white, so these blanket statements are false an unhelpful. And secondly, Ashkenazi Jews might have white privilege in some places like the USA, but definitely not everywhere. We’ve been considered “other” for a good 2000 years throughout Europe, and a genocide that wiped out 2/3 of our people in the continent didn’t do anything to alleviate that perception.

OP is an ass, but can we please stop ignoring Jewish history to make these points about intersectionality?

But here in the US, they have primary control, power over and profit of the image of Black folks in the media, across all mediums. So, excuse us for considering our context.

I’m sorry, correct me if I read this comment wrong, but did you say that American Jews have primary control over the media? Are we pulling that old canard from the Protocols of the Elders of Zion?

Lol see what you did there? Pulled the Anti-Semitic card and made no reference to what I actually said. That shit is getting old.

The heirarchy that makes up the music and movie industries aren’t kept secret lol. Who profits and who doesn’t is right there in black and white. Who has ultimate say on the direction and public perception of popular music in this country is not a fucking secret. So, please please inform me of what was so unbelievable about my comment?

Ooh, is the Anti-Semitic card like the race card? I was unaware we get one of those, too. Must have missed that in my last global conquest conspiracy meeting.

What’s unbelievable about your comment above is that you’re perpetuating the rather dangerous hoax that Jews control the media. We might be considered white in the US and earn much of the privilege that white WASPs have (to an extent, because from my experience I can tell you that white non-Jews have never let me forget that I’m not really with them), but to combat the OP’s game of Oppression Olympics by harking back to the same motifs that characterized the victimization and murders of my family, and friends’ families, my people is not a good look.

@4 days ago with 195 notes
#wtf? #jews control the media? #stop getting your facts from Chick tracts 

neuralhandshake:

Imagine my surprise when Pacific Rim again has a huge presence at SDCC.

This is Prop Store London’s auction offerings on display. I wasn’t expecting these, so I didn’t bring my DSLR with me, but man was it cool to see Striker Eureka’s suit.

The Legendary booth, as well, is hardcore decked out Pacific Rim. There’s a few themed props (don’t worry, I took photos too) and the booth workers are wearing costumes/pieces from the film.

There’s an Oculous Rift demo that I didn’t get a chance to try yet, as well, so I’m going to make a beeline to the Legendary booth first thing when the floor opens tomorrow.

'til then, enjoy these! 

Waaaaaaant

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@1 day ago with 1437 notes
#Why am I not at SDCC? 
tastefullyoffensive:

[dubyawinfrey]

Punny Bunny
@3 days ago with 13537 notes
#pun life #puns are the highest form of humor 
officalsailoramerica:

musesandlovelydays:

Guys, please I need your help. I know this isn’t Disneyland or DisneyWorld. It’s my dream college. I want to go to FIlm school, I want to become a director and it’s been my dream to become one. I have so much passion for film making It’s ridiculous. My dream college is over 1,101 miles away from where I live. At first my mother and I were not on the same perspective. She thought I was crazy and would never make it. However, the college called me and found interest in what I can do! I knew that was my chance, so I spoke to my mother again, and unfortunately she hardly agreed this time either. Then I thought of Tumblr, we got a kid to go to DIsneyland, and heck we got a girl a bird! So why not college? If this can get to over 100k notes she says she’ll get one step closer in letting me attend my dream college! I know this might be asking a lot but please help me show my mom that I can make it and chase after my dreams! One reblog can help so much! xx 

Please signal boost this everybody!

Enjoy film school. Stick to your dream and don’t let the egos get to you.

officalsailoramerica:

musesandlovelydays:

Guys, please I need your help. I know this isn’t Disneyland or DisneyWorld. It’s my dream college. I want to go to FIlm school, I want to become a director and it’s been my dream to become one. I have so much passion for film making It’s ridiculous. My dream college is over 1,101 miles away from where I live. At first my mother and I were not on the same perspective. She thought I was crazy and would never make it. However, the college called me and found interest in what I can do! I knew that was my chance, so I spoke to my mother again, and unfortunately she hardly agreed this time either. Then I thought of Tumblr, we got a kid to go to DIsneyland, and heck we got a girl a bird! So why not college? If this can get to over 100k notes she says she’ll get one step closer in letting me attend my dream college! I know this might be asking a lot but please help me show my mom that I can make it and chase after my dreams! One reblog can help so much! xx 

Please signal boost this everybody!

Enjoy film school. Stick to your dream and don’t let the egos get to you.

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@4 days ago with 120831 notes

thecrimsonbird:

our whole batfamily inspired hoodie series is back in store and you can get any of these for the next three weeks! :D

I have the batgirl (steph) hoodie and it is AWESOME. They’re surprisingly lightweight. 

There was a small problem with shipping (not the store’s fault) but they went above and beyond to fix it. 

Now to decide between Nightwing and Red Robin…

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@4 days ago with 1680 notes
#robins #batgirls #hoodies 

seraangel:

Disney’s The Jungle Book cast so far: Neel Sethi as Mowgli, Ben Kingsley as the voice of Bagheera, Lupita Nyong’o as the voice of Rakcha, Scarlett Johansson as the voice of Kaa and Idris Elba as the voice of Shere Khan (x x x x)

Oooh. One of my all time favourite books.

In which we are all in appropriately attracted to a tiger.

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